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We, FAMILIAR, want to be praised!
Is this a dream?
Is it a dream that comes from my wish?
What is it? What's up with this?
We are BAHO BAHOMI!
BAHO BAHOMI is here today!
Today, BAHO BAHOMI wants to be praised,
and we want the viewers and Morita-san to know more about us.
In the title match, we were able to gather seven people in a car.
Oh, that's right.
We were able to move the four or five people who were often sitting down.
You two were in the previous special edition.
Yeah, we met again.
Shut up!
It's been a while!
Thanks to that special edition, we were able to do this project!
Stand up and face the enemy! We are BAHO BAHOMI!
It's almost been three years since their debut!
Now, they are the most active idol group, BABABABAMBI!
However, at first, they were called "the most unfortunate idol in Japan"
due to continuous hardships.
Is that so?
Yes, it is.
For example, their debut live was canceled due to COVID-19,
and it was rescheduled about a year later.
Oh, it was their debut live.
Their wish to appear on IDOL FES was granted,
but 15 minutes before their debut, their live performance was canceled and they had a hard time.
Is anyone a candy woman? Is everyone a candy woman?
They were not blessed with good weather wherever they went.
Anyway, it's been a series of misfortunes!
However, thanks to their performance in Oharai,
their fortune in Japan has risen dramatically since 2022!
Just by going to Oharai?
Yes, we went to Oharai.
Oharai doesn't work like that!
It works!
A year ago, their live performance was canceled and they shed tears of frustration.
But now, they are performing on an IDOL FES stage!
In the first place in IDOL FES, they won first place!
I'm so happy!
In addition, their program "KAMMURI" started in Paraguay.
Their one-man live performance at Nakano Sun Plaza on weekdays was sold out!
That's amazing!
Their music video shoot was also canceled due to a tie- up with Hyogo Prefecture!
In April, their one-man performance at Tokyo Dome City Hall with a capacity of 3,000 people was postponed.
Their cover design of "YOUNG JUMP (Weekly Playboy)" will be released in March!
In any case, they are the most unfortunate idols in Japan!
As one of the most enthusiastic idols in Japan, Bambi is now exciting!
Chief Morita, if you don't know, you'll be embarrassed in the future!
Oh, there's an idol!
There's an idol!
Yoshizawa-san, you look like an idol!
Wow, that's amazing!
By the way, "baba bambi" in kanji means "horse, horse, horse, kojika"
There are many unpleasant and difficult things in this world, but at this moment,
they are a group that aims to unify the world with "baka shogi" created to have fun like an idiot.
Oh, is that so?
And Yoshizawa-san is the easiest idiot to understand, right?
So are you saying that because I'm ugly?
Hey, you're wrong!
Hey!
Hey, you're not really young at all!
Now we've found out that "baba bambi" is a passionate group,
we're planning to eliminate seven individual members from this segment!
Serious number one of "baba bambi" will be!
Her? Her? Which one!
Morita-san, please make up your mind!
Yeah!
Oh, oh, oh.
We are aiming for unification of the world.
Unification of the world?
Yes.
We are aiming for unification of the world?
Yes, we are aiming for it now.
Yes, yes.
I'd like to clarify the characters of each of us today.
There are quite a lot of members and it's hard to decide which one is which.
Yes, yes.
I'd like you to make up your mind now, Morita-san.
Yes, I'd like you to make up your mind.
Making up one's mind is the shortcut to unification of the world.
That's right.
I see.
Then, let me help you.
Thank you very much.
Here is the first thing that members want Morita- san to make up her mind.
Which one is the tricky No. 1?
Hishimiyu or Usa?
Who is it?
Hishimiyu and...
Yes, Hishimiyu and Usa.
What do you mean?
That's good.
What is it?
That's good, isn't it?
You don't know what it means anymore, do you?
No, we don't know.
It's already tricky, isn't it?
First of all, Hishimiyu is the smallest member of the members.
Is Hishimiyu's trickiness particularly disclosed at the award ceremony after the show?
Hishimiyu is really tricky even from the members' point of view.
When we have a live show, we sometimes have a chance to talk with the fans.
At that time, we line up one by one.
Like a queue.
Yes.
From Hishimiyu in the next row, we can hear her saying "I love you".
That's what Hishimiyu is saying.
That's right.
I asked her the other day what she was going to say.
She said she was going to say something to a little chubby fan.
Like "Ruu-chan you are so cute" or something like that.
Wow, wow, wow, wow.
Something you can't say to other members.
I think people will get mad at you.
No, no, no.
If Kishimiyu-chan sees you, she will forgive you.
I think it's because of Kishimiyu.
And Kishimiyu is 145cm and she is small.
Yes, yes, yes.
So if you stand next to her, you can use your upper eye area.
So she is quite rough.
Yes, yes, yes.
How rough is Kishimiyu?
In fact, Morita is going to have a private experience of award ceremony.
After a concert, we always have a chance to talk like this.
Let's go.
Yes.
Next person, please.
Yes.
Come here.
Come closer.
Closer?
Yes, yes.
Your hand?
My hand?
It's warm.
Hey, Tetsu-chan.
Do you like Kishimiyu now?
Oh, wait.
I won't pay you anything.
That's dangerous.
Tetsu-chan, you don't need money.
I don't need money?
What do you want?
Tetsu-chan's love.
Hey, can you move this away?
No.
Are you going to do everything with this tension?
Yes.
That's amazing.
What is it?
Can you lend me your ear?
My ear?
Yes.
I love you.
This is it.
Can you lend me your ear?
Yes.
On the other hand, the youngest member, 19-year- old Usa, seems to have a sly response to his little sister, too?
In front of the fans, she jumps all the time and says, "Hey, listen, listen, listen to me."
If you do that, I want to give you a drop ball.
This is embarrassing to say.
Morita-san, you should do it.
Why?
It's like a special event.
A special event?
A special event has come.
Hey, listen, listen, listen to me.
Like this, like this, like this.
Like this, like this.
You jump all the time.
Don't you want to give me a drop ball?
Certainly, just like a live show, I get tired of talking about special events.
That's right.
Usa, you should be careful.
What do you think about it?
I think Kishimiyu is definitely a sly No. 1.
I think so, too.
But I don't think I will lose.
That's good.
Let's judge.
Who is a sly No. 1? Kishimiyu or Usa?
I've already decided, so I'll say it's Kishimiyu- chan.
Is there a reason why you chose Kishimiyu?
Certainly, at that distance, if you do that, everyone will fall in love with you.
But, but, Kishimiyu said something like that, but if you look at it from below, you will fall for it.
This is a shock.
A sad truth.
This is a shock.
You should have dug up your SNS a little more.
It was a dangerous place.
Even your ears are shallow.
It's hot.
Next, the No.1 that Morita-san would like us to choose is...
Which one is the No.1 specialty you would like to sell in the future?
"Mondo-saiko" or "Ikeda Meldon"?
Which one is the No.1 specialty you would like to sell in the future?
We are still in the middle of working hard.
It's not something we can say with confidence.
But we would like you to decide which specialty is good for us.
So, if I decide which one is good for me, you will sell it?
Yes, with confidence.
First of all, "Mondo-saiko" is the most silent one.
I'm "Ikeda Melda" and I'm in charge of green.
Actually, everyone introduced themselves at the beginning of recording.
Will other members say hello to you?
I'm "Mondo-saiko" and I'm in charge of purple.
All of a sudden?
What's wrong? Is it always like this?
Yes, it is.
Even in the actual show?
Yes.
Did you want to be an idol?
Yes, I did.
Really?
Yes.
Which one is the No.1 specialty you would like to sell in the future?
I'm "voice percussion".
You can do that?
You can't lie in a place like this.
I used my agency's money for lessons.
Don't say that!
Your agency's money?
I'm probably really good at it.
Yes, you are.
I'm really proud of you.
I'm a little angry, but what's wrong with being called "agency's money"?
You might have said "naa" with your own hands.
But my agency's money...
Your agency's money...
You're honest.
Yes, I am.
I'm tired.
Especially what you want to sell now, voice percussion of Kondo Saeko.
What? What are you eating?
What's wrong?
No, no, it's over.
It's over.
Can you show me a little more?
A little longer.
I want to see a little more of the repertoire.
It's a little cooked.
I'm tired. I'm tired.
Don't you know how to breathe?
You're just saying "hakun hakun".
What you said now is the limit of time?
My voice is still hoarse.
I see. That's a lot of waste.
Can you show me one more time?
Just one more time.
I'm tired.
If you go on like this, I'll fall.
If you go on like this...
It's really funny, but...
It depends on the place, doesn't it?
It depends on where you do it.
Next, the mood maker of BABABAMBI, IKEDAMERDA.
Especially what you want to sell now, voice percussion of Kondo Saeko.
I'm in charge of rap in Bambi, and I'd like to do an impromptu rap here now, so I'd like Morita-san to give me a song.
Oh, really? Can you really do it?
Yes.
Melda's rap is amazing.
It's amazing.
You guys are trying to do something together.
The bond is very important.
I'm good at drinking.
What should I do?
Can you do TV?
Yes, I'm in charge of rap in Melda.
Then, music, start!
Please clap your hands.
Clap my hands?
Isn't it difficult just with music?
Isn't it difficult?
Yeah!
I'm sorry. I've never done anything like this before.
Thank you for your hard work, chief.
I didn't have any skills or anything like that.
I think you guys can do it.
I think Yoshizawa-san and others can do it.
I think we can do it.
Yoshizawa-san and others can do it.
I think we can do it.
Try it.
I'm in a pinch.
Can you do it on TV?
Then let's do it on TV.
Is it better to do it differently?
Let's do it differently.
Should we do it on the radio?
Let's do it on the radio.
Can you do it?
Then, music, start!
Good, good.
For now, it's rubber.
Everybody say, "Radio!"
Radio!
If you press the switch, you can listen to the radio.
If you listen to the radio, your heart will be full.
If you turn off the radio, the radio will disappear.
Really!
No, seriously!
It's rubber where it's low.
The number one song you want to sell now.
"Kondo", "Melda", which one?
This is a little heavy for a leader.
"Sae-chan"!
Well, I laugh a little.
So, even if it's just one show, it may explode.
Because it's funny.
I want to watch it.
This is a little scary.
If I watch a different show on TV, I will go home.
I'm scared. I can't watch it.
If you have a show someday, please show it to Morita.
Don't say my name! Don't mention my name!
Let me sing!
I'm scared, Gin-chan!
I feel like I'm going to watch "deluxe".
I feel like I'm going to say, "I was praised by Morita-san".
What is the third number you want Morita to decide?
Who is "obaka" number one?
"Usa" or "Kishimiu" or "Melder"?
That's right.
It's not two people. It's three people.
I won't forgive you!
So, "azato" is "obaka", right?
No, it's not!
Except for these three people, I'm pretty smart.
These three people are very different and "obaka".
Yoshizawa-san, are you smart, too?
Actually, I can do a lot of things.
That's right.
I'm really smart.
That's right.
Then you're making up a character, aren't you?
No, I'm not.
How "obaka" are you?
It's a "melder" "obaka" episode.
When we were traveling on the Shinkansen and ate lunch together,
we ate "soramame" and said, "Hey, look! This edamame is really big!"
I don't know "soramame" and "edamame".
I'm always eaten with "soramame".
It's not "soramame", is it?
She said "soramame" with the color of her clothes.
"soramame" and "edamame" are different.
Me, too?
Those two are "obaka".
You won't lose to those two, will you?
We'll never lose.
Never.
From our point of view, you three are the same.
"melder", "edamame", "shimiu", who is "obaka" the most?
Morita will give you a common sense quiz.
The highest mountain in Japan is Mt. Fuji, but what is the largest lake in Japan?
I know!
Don't look!
That's a good way of saying it.
Don't look!
It's easy, isn't it?
It's really easy.
It's easy, isn't it?
I learned it.
One, two, and...
Wow!
Amazing!
The largest lake in Japan.
What is Melda's, Usa's and Kishimiyu's answer?
One, two, three!
Wow! Amazing!
Melda is...
Iwako.
And?
Yamanaka.
You like Yamanaka.
And?
Taiheiko.
Where is it?
Where is Taiheiko?
What prefecture is Taiheiko in?
They said it in elementary school.
Who did?
The teacher.
Yes.
What prefecture is Taiheiko in?
So, the largest lake in Japan is...
It's not Taiheio.
Taiheio.
No, no, no.
That's stupid.
That's the stupidest way of laughing.
Why Yamanaka?
Yamanaka has only one lake in Japan, doesn't it?
No, it can't be.
It can't be.
So, it's the only lake in Japan.
So, it's easy.
I thought it was a trick.
The largest lake in Japan is...
You said it again and again.
There's only one lake in Japan.
You're making fun of me.
The lake is amazing.
And the river is amazing, too.
The river...
What?
What's that?
It's like...
It's like a middle of kanji.
Hey, what's that?
Hey...
You didn't get anything.
What's that?
Is there a lake in a prefecture?
Of course.
There's a lake in a prefecture.
Absolutely.
Do you know?
What's in what prefecture?
Do you know?
Then, there must be a lot of water balls in the map of Japan.
I'm sorry, but you have to say it again.
Hey, can you give me a break?
Of course, the answer is Biwako.
What did Morita choose as the stupidest way of laughing?
Well, speaking of stupidity, it's Usa-chan's stupidity that no one knows about.
And you know, the more stupid you are, the more you try to shut up.
That's true.
So, Usa-chan wins!
Bababami's Number One! Here is the next theme!
Which one is the number one sports poop?
Rui or Mina or Mio?
Isn't this like an idol versus an almanac?
Out of all Bambi's, these two are the best at pooping.
What about dancing?
I can dance, but I'm not very good at sports.
It's really ugly. No matter what you do, it's ugly.
Ugly? What's ugly? Your movements are ugly?
I can't do any sports.
Your existence is ugly.
My existence is ugly?
If you say existence, there are some people who are even uglier.
Which one is worse at sports?
Morita will decide by looking at them jumping rope.
First, Rikejo, who is actually from National University of Japan.
Bambi's Number One's youngest daughter, Rui Takanashi.
Out of all the members, she is the worst at dancing.
What about jumping rope?
OK, are you ready?
I'm ready!
OK.
That's it! That's it! Stop it! Stop it!
Stop it! Stop it! You're coming forward!
Well, you did fly it about three times, but...
I did stop it.
Eh, both legs? Can't you fly it with both legs?
Try it with both legs! And... No, no, no.
Align it! Align it! That's it! That's it!
And you'll definitely start from there, right?
Align it with both legs!
I'm doing it! I'm doing it!
Both legs...
Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh! Oh!
Why did you break it?
Well, I think it's fine!
You did it! You did it!
Next up is Mina and Mio, who are showing their emotions at the live performance!
The members say you're lame at sports, but...
But you're holding it well!
You're holding it better than Takana-san!
Yes, you can still start!
Then, Mio-chi, start!
Oh no!
I'm scared!
What? What? What?
What? What? What did you do?
It's like...
Eh? You said "shoo, shoo, shoo", didn't you?
One more time! One more time!
One more time?
I'm scared! I'm scared! I'm scared!
I'm scared!
What is that?
Eh? You can only do it at that speed?
You can't do it slowly?
Hey! Try doing it slowly for once!
Say it one more time!
You can do it slower, right?
That's amazing!
Only the sound is like a double jump!
Only the sound!
If you close your eyes and listen...
That's right! It's like you're doing a double jump!
This was also a pretty terrible match, but...
Who is number one at sports?
This is overwhelmingly Minato-san!
Yes!
That's impossible, right? It can't be fixed!
Certainly, I understand!
It's not "lame at sports", it's "lame"!
It's "lame"!
"Lame", I understand! I finally understand "lame"!
I understand "lame"!
Today we're going to try recording, and during the recording, we'd like you to decide on your name, Morita-san.
Is there anyone?
The one who made my heart calm down...
Sae-chan!
Wow! You've improved!
I only have "mobi-shiro" left.
From now on, if we ever meet again, I'd like to see how much your "boys' percussion" has improved.
To see if your skills have improved or not.
How do you feel about being chosen?
I'm happy!
I'm happy! I'm happy! I'm very happy!
This is the first time I've seen an idol-like...
This is the first time I've seen an idol-like smile!
Right? At first...
I'm very happy about this!
Oh, you are?
Yes, very happy!
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